"Fixed Stuff" — A Love Letter to the Worst Commit Messages in History
Developers have been writing terrible Git commit messages forever. AI just made that inexcusable.
Let's be honest with each other for a moment.
You've done it. I've done it. Every developer reading this has, at some point, looked at a staged set of changes, thought very hard about what to type, and landed on:
"fix"
Or perhaps the slightly more ambitious:
"wip"
Or the unhinged optimism of:
"final" — followed an hour later by "final2" — followed the next morning by "ok actually final".
These are not commit messages. These are confessions. Evidence of a crime against future-you, against your teammates, and against the poor soul who will be staring at your Git history at 11 PM six months from now trying to figure out what broke production.
